Last night I was scrolling through what was on TV. I came across the usual stuff. South Park marathon, Coronavirus coverage, some HGTV rerun. On AMC, The Karate Kid Part II was on, so what did I do? I did what any guy would do. I poured myself a drink and let myself get immersed in 80’s glory. I’ll make it clear, the first KK is better than the second by a mile but I’m still a fan of the trilogy. I seen all three about a hundred times. I grew up watching them on VHS, so I can sit down and watch them no matter how much of the movie I’ve missed. Last night I got into the movie when Daniel is telling his love interest that she should leave Japan and come back to the US with him because he “loves her”. When he said that it hit me. Daniel Larusso is a very horny fuck.
I’ve heard the theories that Daniel is actually the villain in the original KK and that makes sense to me. He moves in and steals this guys gf. Sure the guy was a dick but Daniel was sort of being a little Jersey rat. Regardless of how I feel bout that situation, I’ve never thought about how horny Daniel actually was. In all three movies, this kid is constantly trying to get his pecker touched. In the first movie, we thought we saw Daniel meet his forever. The amount of ass kickings he took for her had use thinking he’d do anything for her. That they’d stand the test of time. I mean for fuck sakes he learned and mastered karate for her.
Quickly in the second movie, we find that they broke up and that she left him for some older guy (tough scene Daniel, I understand the feeling). What does Daniel do? He gets away from his home base and travels all the way to Japan with Mr. Miyagi. I respect that move. His heart has been broken and he needs to escape and rediscover himself. Logically, Daniel looks for a rebound. Again, he finds a girl who may or may not have a bf. Of course this guy also knows karate. At this point, wouldn’t Daniel think to stop going after girls who are dating testosterone overloaded guys who think it’s cool to do karate. That’s neither here nor there. Daniel tries to seduce her with his Jersey rat charm. When things are looking bleak, Daniel throws a Hail Mary in order to get in her panties. He drops the big “I love you”. Wooooooaaaaahhhh. It’s at this point I realize Larusso is a fuck boy and will do anything to get into a chicks pants. At the end of this movie, Daniel of course gets the girl and we come to find that at the beginning of the third movie he’s had enough of her and ends it.
So going into the third, one might think “Daniel has had tough luck with the lady folk. Maybe he should just shut it down this movie”. NOPE. Absolutely not. Daniel comes out strong in the third movie. He moves quick and efficiently. He takes up spelunking and pottery. I’m pretty sure he even learns how to make homemade Mac n cheese for this girl. To nobodies surprise, Daniel nails the chick and its left to our imagination to find out what happens after that.
In conclusion, Daniel is super horny. Throughout three movies, he learns how to do karate, drive stick shift, how to speak Japanese and their customs, spelunking, pottery and how to cook. All for getting the chance to do the dance with no pants. This again goes back to my theory that everything a guy does is about sex. The antics of Daniel Larusso is a prime example of such theory. If a guy needs to learn karate to get the girl, then the guy masters karate. If he needs to go cave diving, for fuck sakes get your ass in that cave. At this point in my young life, I am learning that there truly is no limit to how far a guy will go for sex.
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