So before I dive into anything, I want to address the frequency of posts. As it is pretty well known, I am a college kid so with school kicking back up I will try to post at least one blog a day. I’ll try to rattle out a couple during the weekend. Idk we’ll see, it’s not like anyone really cares.
Ok lets get into the nitty gritty. Today I want to talk about cold streaks. I’m not talking about gambling or sports because we obviously don’t have those going on right now. No, I’m talking about sex. Right now is the worst time to be on a cold streak. I’ll be honest, I’m on one right now. I’ve been on cold streaks before. They suck, but they happen. This might be the worst because there is no end in sight. At least with my other cold streaks, I could try and make something happen. I at least had the bat in my hands and I could try to put the ball in play. Now I don’t know what’s going on. Luckily, I have some sort of excuse. I could spin this and be all about social distancing and come out of this looking like a good guy trying to do the right thing. I can’t blame my inability to close the game out because right now there is no game. Thank God we have free premium (again, thank you Pornhub) or else I’d be cooped up in a house with all this pent up sexual aggression. I’d probably turn into Kenny Funkhouser.
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